Thought for the Day: The presence of Venus in Virgo is splendid news for all earth and water signs. But it's also highly auspicious for anyone who has a strong earth and water influence in their birth chart.
Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22) August Birthstone: Jade, Peridot
Your opportunity to increase wealth remains real. You should be encouraged, though obviously you must not overspend or expect what is totally unrealistic.
Getting a little action" means you don't need to take a laxative.
Adult diapers are actually kind of convenient.
All of your favorite movies are now re-released in color.
At cafeterias, you complain that the gelatin is too tough.
Conversations with people your own age often turn into "dueling ailments."
Everything hurts and what doesn't hurt, doesn't work.
In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
It takes a couple of tries to get over a speed bump.
It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
It takes twice as long to look half as good.
It's harder and harder for sexual harassment charges to stick.
Many of your co-workers were born the same year that you got your last promotion.
No one expects you to run into a burning building.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Someone compliments you on your layered look.... and you're wearing a bikini.
The car that you bought brand new becomes an antique.
The clothes you've put away until they come back in style... come back in style.
The end of your tie doesn't come anywhere near the top of your pants.
The little gray-haired lady you help across the street is your wife.
The pharmacist has become you new best friend.
The twinkle in your eye is only the reflection of the sun on your bifocals
There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
Things you buy now won't wear out.
When getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
When happy hour is a nap.
When tying one on means fastening your MedicAlert bracelet.
When you are cautioned to slow down by your doctor instead of the police.
When you don't care where your wife goes, just so you don't have to go along.
When you have a choice of two temptations and you choose the one that will get you home earlier.
When you realize that caution is the only thing you care to exercise.
When you step off a curb and look down one more time to make sure that the street is still there.
When you stop buying green bananas.
When you wake up with that morning-after feeling, and you didn't do anything the night before.
When you were in school there was no history class!
When your birth certificate says expired on it.
When you're told to act your own age, and you die.
You and your teeth don't sleep together.
You are 17 around the neck, 42 around the waist, 96 around the golf course.
You are proud of your lawn mower.
You begin every other sentence with, "Nowadays..."
August 7 Events and Birthdays Guest Author - Judith Hodges
Today in History- August 7th
Happy Birthday!
1876 Mata Hari, mysterious Dutch dancer (accused of being a double agent for both the French and German armies during WWI)
1885 Billie Burke, actress (Glinda, the Good Witch from the Wizard of Oz)
1903 Louis Leakey, anthropologist/archaeologist (also, mentor of Jane Goodall, Dian Fossey and Birute Galdikas)
1903 Rudolf Ising, cartoonist (Milky Way, Looney Tunes, Merrie Melodies)
1927 Carl Switzer, actor (Alfalfa from Our Gang, The Little Rascals)
1942 Garrison Keillor, radio host/ writer (A Prairie Home Companion, Lake Wobegon Days)
1942 B.J. Thomas, singer (Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head)
1944 John Glover, actor (Annie Hall, Riddler's voice on Batman-The Animated Series)
1944 David Rasche, actor (Sledge Hammer, Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
1952 Caroline Aaron, actress (Edward Scissorhands,Dr. Marcia Fieldstone from Sleepless in Seattle)
1955 Wayne Knight, actor (Newman from Seinfeld, Jurassic Park, 3rd Rock from the Sun)
1960 David Duchovny, actor (Special Agent Fox Mulder from The X-Files)
1968 Harold Perrineau Jr., actor (Link from The Matrix Reloaded)
1975 Charlize Theron, actress (Monster, Mighty Joe Young, The Cider House Rules)
1957 Oliver Hardy, comedian/ actor (Laurel and Hardy)
2005 Peter Jennings, news anchor
Events:
1782 Purple Heart given out. But wasn't name Purple Heart until later.
Famous People born on August 7th:
1876 Mata Hari (spy)
1960 David Duchovny (actor)
1975 Charlize Theron (actress)
On This Day In History:
1953 After discovery of an oversight in its admission process, Ohio is retroactively declared the 17th state admitted on March 1st, 1803.
1960 Cote d'Ivoire independent from France.
7 August is also:
Tanabata Festival (Japan) - also held on July 7th.
Emanicipation Day (Turks and Caicos Islands)
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