Friday, February 22, 2008

The Difference Between Having Guts And Balls

There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having
guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an
effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS .........Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys,
being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask, "Are you
still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

BALLS .........Is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the butt and having the balls to say, "You're next, fatty."

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcomes, since
both result in sudden death.

Leo (July 23 — Aug. 22)

Brave action is called for to sort out a situation or an arrangement that is in danger of falling apart. Whatever and wherever it is, you are sure to come through magnificently, providing you move quickly and boldly.

Gemini (May 21 — June 21)

An irksome scenario needs to be resolved., but you don't seem able to do anything about it. By all conventional ways of looking at the situation, you are correct. A crazy new idea, though, will bring a solution right out of the blue.

Scorpio (Oct. 24 — Nov. 22)

You'll have little luck trying to make sense of a someone's incoherent ramblings. A harsh link between Venus and Saturn has caused tension in this relationship, but it's nothing that can't be overcome.

Pisces (Feb. 20 — March 20)

The only thing missing in your life is inspiration. The full moon has enlivened your senses and life will soon offer you a colourful palette. A big idea is starting to form.

Read Phil Booth at boothstars.com or at thestar.com/horoscope.

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