Sunday, March 15, 2009

So What's The Worst Age To Be...60, 70 or 80?



The Worst Age

"Sixty is the worse age to be," said the 60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the time, you stand there and nothing comes out."

"Ah, that's nothin'," said the 70-year-old. "When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement anymore. You take laxatives, eat bran, and sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes out!"

"Actually," said the 80-year-old, "Eighty is the worst age of all."

"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the 60-year old. "No, I pee every morning at6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat rock; no problem at all."

"So do you have a problem with your bowel movement?" "No, I have one every morning at6:30."

Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every morning at6:00and crap every morning at6:30. So what's so bad about being 80?"

"I don't wake up until 7:00!"

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